Both powerful and funny: 20 real Jason Statham quotes and 10 fake ones

Jason Statham – British actor, action hero and favorite of director Guy Ritchie. Widely known for playing in the cult films “Cards, Money, Two Guns”, “Big Kush”, “Adrenaline”, “Carrier”, “Fast and Furious” and many others.

His impressive appearance and charisma actor attracts both female and male audience. Statham himself, speaking about the professional path, believes that he did not particularly deserve his place in the film industry.

“I came into the movie industry not particularly deserving of my place. Cinematography literally picked me up from the street,” says the modest actor.

What is the secret of his success?

It is a matter of talent, competently built the image of brutal or all in the aggregate? Undoubtedly, the actor bribes with his masculinity, but it’s not just about her. Sincerity and believable play dispose the audience much more than just a brutal appearance.

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Let’s turn to the first work of the star. The debut for the actor was a criminal comedy “Cards, money, two trunks”. The picture produced a real furor. It turned out to be so successful partly because Statham did not have to get into the role.

In the past, trying to support himself, he sold fake watches and jewelry. The experience of street trading played into his hands, and on the screen viewers saw not just an actor playing a merchant, but a true hero.

After the success of this movie Statham decided to try his hand at a new movie Guy Ritchie’s “Big Kush”. She also became a hit. All thanks to the actor’s ability to combine charisma, physical strength and skill.

Statham is loved and respected for the way of life and thoughts that he brings to the masses. Statham did not grow up in the most favorable conditions, but he did not become a victim of his environment, on the contrary – always striving for the best.

He put sports at the top of his list. Young Jason occupied himself with different activities, but most of all he liked the discipline of diving. He even joined the British national team.

The hard work paid off. It was his slender and athletic body that allowed him to get his first contracts in the fashion sphere, and then in the movie industry. Also, the skills acquired in the sports past, help the actor to perform stunts without the help of stuntmen.

In real life, the actor reinforces the image of a tough guy with colorful phrases.

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20 strong phrases of Jason Statham

People today have become much cheaper than what they’re wearing.

Be yourself, have your own point of view, be able to stand up for yourself and your loved ones, and you will be respected.

Being a warrior is the most effective way to live your life.

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In any process, it’s not the speed that matters, it’s the enjoyment.

Each of us has virtues for which we should forgive faults.

No one today cares about your inner world. People care about how you dress and whether you laugh loudly at their jokes.

Only those people who left because of our fault should be brought back.

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No matter how beautiful your words are, I will judge you by your actions.

The ability to listen is a big plus, and the ability to pretend to listen and put a word in at the right moment is a talent.

A lot of people complain about their looks, but no one complains about their brains.

The pride of a guy is the decency of his girlfriend.

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If you carefully sidestep all unpleasantness, you can lose a lot of pleasures.

Think not of what I said, but of what I chose not to say.

There’s such a thing as “moving on.” Try it, it’ll help.

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Working the streets is not the same as wiping your pants with producers and directors.

Live life to your heart’s content, but don’t forget about those around you.

Theory is when you know everything but nothing works. Practice is when everything works, but no one knows why. We combine theory and practice – nothing works and nobody knows why!

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I love Russian people – the men are tough and the women are very beautiful.

Those who are inspired by my heroes would do well to think twice.

I came from nowhere, so I’m not afraid to disappear into nowhere.

10 fake phrases a la Statham.

In Russia, Jason “Statham” (that’s how they pronounce his last name in our country) is treated with special warmth. He is attributed a lot of quotes and memes, and under new publications in social networks falls a whole avalanche of comical comments from our compatriots.

With their parodies, users skillfully reduce the level of brutal pathos, which Jason often goes off the scale. But, to give credit, it is always done in a kind way.

My mom taught me not to swear, but life taught me not to swear in front of my mom.

If you’re not welcome somewhere in torn socks, you shouldn’t go there in whole socks.

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Work is not a wolf. No one is a wolf. Only the wolf is a wolf.

If you close your eyes, it gets dark.

A real man is like Aunt Zina’s carpet – balder every year.

Write from the heart.

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Here is not like there.

I’ve been to Rome, but I’ve never seen the Pope.

If you’re brave, agile and very sexy, go home, you’re drunk.

If you get up early, you’re sleepy all day long.

Fans imagine how these absurd, devoid of logic joke quotes would sound in Jason’s voice.

Russian-speaking users also create witty memes. Usually these are “deeply philosophical” phrases posted on a photo of a brutal macho man. What is most interesting – the deep look of the actor in the joke photos makes you think and analyze the written “witty” nonsense. And they also remind you that you should not take everything too seriously.