World Cup 2018. What will happen if our team beats Spain

It’s too unpatriotic not to have faith in our boys today. After Ronaldo and Messi go home, taking the German national team with them, anything can happen. Together with the actor of the show “Once Upon a Time in Russia” on TNT Alexander Ptashenchuk, we decided to understand what will happen if our guys take and win against the Spaniards, because in Russia, believe me, and believe me, and more can happen.

We are waiting, friends! The match that we have been waiting for for four years is ahead, although it may be a lifetime. For the first time in the history of the Mundial, our guys came out “dry from the water” (read as: “with their heads proudly raised from the group stage”). A little more effort from the national team and Stanislav Cherchesov’s magic mustache, and who knows, maybe today we’ll send the Spaniards home and shout “Adios, amigos” from the stands!

But let’s get to the bottom of what happens after the national team continues on its way to the playoffs….

Boyarsky will take off his hat

I would even say: in euphoria he will throw off his hat with a shout of “a thousand devils”, although these very “devils” on the field will be only 11.

Olga Buzova will start trusting soccer players again.

The victory of the national team will return Olga’s faith in the men on the field, and maybe she will even record the anthem of all the players. There will be something patriotic on the motif of “few halves”, of course, with a dance and a clip, the main thing that without another book.

Schengen will be canceled

Because now it’s not us, but they will ask us when we will come.

Russia will have one more day off.

Every first day of the month, the average Russian fan should put on his best outfit and go out, not to the playoffs, of course, but at least to a restaurant or to a park for a walk. On this day it will be customary to raise the first toast to Cherchesov, the 10th to Smolov and the 22nd to Dzyuba.

Messi and Ronaldo will become friends

Because common indignation unites. So they will be friends against the Russian national team. Maybe they will even go together to watch 1/4 in some bar, if they have time to book a table: they are temporarily not a priority in their home country.

The Kremlin will increase pensions

Because now you can’t even make a bet in a bookmaker’s office on an average pension. And if our team starts winning, we’ll start betting and making money on it, so maybe we’ll slowly get closer to the living wage of Europeans.

“House-2” will close

Because who cares about “15 cool guys” when Russia will finally have “11 cool guys” that will be really interesting to watch.

Medvedev will come to the match and won’t fall asleep

Because there will be more interesting events unfolding on the pitch than in the prime minister’s dreams. And the fans’ loud cries of “goal” will help to keep themselves energized. In general, as long as the national team scores, Medvedev will not sleep a wink.

We believe in our team! We clenched our fists so that it was impossible to unclench them, and it’s impossible to dispute the victory of the national team.