Wisdom and Sarcasm: 25 best quotes by Faina Ranevskaya for different occasions of life

Wisdom and Sarcasm: 25 best quotes by Faina Ranevskaya for different occasions of life

About health and beauty, men and women, the joy of life and its complete absence.

No matter what happens to you – unwanted weight gain, separation from a loved one or another loss of life’s guidelines – Faina Ranevskaya has an inspiring commentary on everything. As always, it will not be devoid of sarcasm. It seems that this is the secret of the great actress.

Her life was not easy, but she never lost the ability to treat everything with humor. Learn, be inspired and laugh from the heart.

About life

Everything will come true if you don’t want it to.

The main thing is to live life, and not to search through the corners of memory.

Optimism is a lack of information.

My wealth, obviously, is that I don’t need it.

I’ve had the good sense to live life stupidly.

Loneliness is when the only thing that rings when there is a phone in the house is the alarm clock.

Life is too short to waste it on diets, greedy men and bad moods.

About health and beauty

If a patient really wants to live, doctors are powerless.

Health is when you have a pain in a different place every day.

Everything pleasant in this world is either harmful, immoral or leads to obesity.

Why do women devote so much time and money to appearance rather than developing intelligence? Because there are far fewer blind men than stupid men.

About relationships

There is such love that it is better to replace it immediately with a firing squad.

The thing I loved most in my life was falling in love.

A real man is a man who remembers a woman’s birthday exactly and never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers a woman’s birthday but knows exactly how old she is is her husband.

Family replaces everything. So before you have one, you should think about what’s more important to you – everything or family.

A fairy tale is when you marry a frog and she turns out to be a princess. A true story is when it’s the other way around.

There’s a lot of love and no one to go to the drugstore.

If a woman tells a man that he is the smartest, it means that she realizes that she won’t find another such fool.

When you get married, then you’ll realize what happiness is. But it will be too late.

If you suddenly become bad for someone, it means that a lot of good was done for this person.

About acting and talent

Starring in a bad movie is like spitting into eternity.

Talent is insecurity and an agonizing dissatisfaction with yourself and your flaws, something I’ve never seen in mediocrity.

On your work in movies: “The money has been eaten, but the shame remains.”

Do you know what it is to act in a movie? Imagine that you wash in a bathhouse, and there are brought a tour.

The fourth time I watch this movie and I must tell you that today the actors played like never before.